Fenomena Perkenalan


Berikut kumpulan twit dari gojekGentho tentang fenomena perkenalan:

Nek kenalan karo lawan jenis, terus de'e pasang tampang sok cool, nada suara di apik2ke. Kui tipuan. Coret seko daftar!

Khusus wedok: nek kenalan karo lanangan, trs de'e sempet nglirik dodomu! Kui realistis, jujur. Lebokne daftarmu!

Nek kenalan karo lawan jenis, terus de'e malah nyawang adimu. Ati2, koe mung arep diperalatan ben de'e iso nyedaki adimu!

Nek kenalankaro lawan jenis, terus de'e langsung njaluk nomer HPmu, kui jelas tipe pejuang. Lebokne daftarmu!

Nek kenalan karo lawan jenis, terus de'e ingak-inguk koe numpak opo, jelas kui tipe matrealistis! Coret seko daftar!

Nek kenalan karo lawan jenis, terus de'e kok mung ndomblong. Wah ketoke iki wonge gumun ndelok raimu sing pas-pasan! Koe mundur wae :))

Nek kenalan karo lawan jenis, terus de'e malah nglirik bapak/ibumu, wah kaco iki ketoke de'e malah naksir wong tuamu!

Nek kenalan karo lawan jenis, terus de'e ora wani salaman. Kui mesti bar ngising, cawik, tur rung wijik sabunan!

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17 comments:

  1. UnknownDecember 19, 2011 at 1:38 PM

    hahaha pengalaman pribadi ki, ho'o toh tho? :D

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  2. gojekgenthoDecember 19, 2011 at 2:27 PM

    hahaha prek tho

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  3. AriefDecember 19, 2011 at 3:09 PM

    jos Tho!!

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  4. gojekgenthoDecember 19, 2011 at 3:16 PM

    nuwun tho, kerep2 mampir rene, kandani liyane

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  5. UnknownDecember 19, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    kui kabeh mau mesti mbok lakoni to tho ??

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  6. gojekgenthoDecember 19, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    paling bar iki keo sing nglakoni, yo ra? hahahaa

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  7. AnonymousDecember 19, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    sikak, ngakakkk thoo xD

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  8. BejoDecember 19, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    asu haha. ndeloki dadamu mksde pye su? hahs

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  9. iyoshDecember 19, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    wkwkwkwkw cleng nan gentho ki :D

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  10. gojekgenthoDecember 19, 2011 at 8:03 PM

    hahaha nuwun wes do mampir, kerep2 rene, ojo lali kandani liyane!

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  11. iyoshDecember 22, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    liyane online nggo Hp jwe tho :D

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  12. ricko pratamaDecember 22, 2011 at 9:38 PM

    hahaha, asuu, ngekek dewe aku :D

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  13. Ferrie WalkerDecember 29, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    wkwwkwk matamu tho tho :D

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  14. gojekgenthoJanuary 2, 2012 at 2:01 PM

    hahaha :))

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  15. Ikha_LisnaJune 15, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    aku nduwe usul tho,,, mending gojek'an mu iki di buku' ke wae,,, kan lumayan isa menghasilkan duwet,,, ibarat pepatah *heleh
    menyelam sambil minum air,, hehehhehe :))

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    1. gojekgenthoJune 15, 2012 at 1:25 PM

      hahaha amin, mugo2 ono penerbit sing kepincut yo :))

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  16. UnknownDecember 13, 2012 at 9:00 AM

    asu kok cenan....koe dab..bajingan...,gek seko ngendi ide2mu ki...hahaha wong stres moco guyonanmu dijamin mari stresse,......sip2 kadang guyona2n seperti ini bs menjadi indahnya...kebersamaan.....salam kenal mas dab mas bro..mbak bro ...dan punggawa2 goyonan gentho...hahahah...

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